Clampn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-f

Having a serious case of spring fever sucks with a butt load of snow still on the ground...

Palin could of been the Vice President... Fucking WOW, that was frightening! Shouldn't people trying to run the Country be A LOT smarter than me? Bring me some Bama.